Oh the joy of smart computers that don't know when to turn the picture....

Isn't this a sweat picture...

So recently I've been working two part time jobs (not including when I've worked for my dad). For one job I wear black slacks and for the other I wear blue slacks. All together, this two-job thing leaves me black and blue.

What do you get when someone throws dice and one die hits the television so hard that the screen breaks?

Die-wrecked TV.